Assault Of Innocence (1975)
Actress: Anna Livia Plurabella, Cedar Houston, Linda Trussell, Rican Devel, Sandy Fox, David Savage, Marc Stevens, Michael Ronds, Todd Davis
Marc Stevens is wanted for Assault of Innocence. Accused of serial *****, one of his friends calls the police to explain that Stevens is not really a rapist and that it’s all just games and fun – in fact, “more fun than a barrel of monkeys.”
As the telephone narration continues, we see a little old lady in a babushka standing on a corner flipping one newspaper after another, all with giant headlines that give the title and credits of the flick! And guess what? The little old lady is none other than Stevens himself, who promptly abducts Annabella and fucks the shit out of her – with her assistance, of course.
Meanwhile, the friend on the phone says, “Annabella’s not much of a conversationalist, but if you think of Marc’s prick as his voice, and Annabella’s cunt as an ear, then one thing is certain. Annabella’s sure a good listener.”
Anyway, Stevens misunderstood “*****” are really only part of the activity of something called “The Ten and a Half Inch Club,” a club dedicated to “fucking, sucking, and aiding the fight against diabetes.”
Marc Stevens movies typically offer a distinctive brand of zany hardcore, a mixture of self-referentiality, whimsicality, sledgehammer wit, and narcissism. If this is the brand for you, then this is the movie for you.