I heard it’s a special occasion for you and your wife and you have a nice dinner date planned. Well guess what? You’re going to no show. That’s right, you are going to flake on your wife. It’s a big night she’s been planning for weeks, but I don’t care. I want you all to myself and you are not going! I have it all worked out how you are going to trick her into thinking you are going and then you will bail. Once she is on her way there, you will begin stroking for Me and you wont stop until she gets home and catches you!