I am a witch who has shrunken you down at a bar to a quarter inch tall. I explain that you are now my slave. I compare you to different parts of my body. You are smaller than my nipple, the size of my clit. I also cast a spell of obedience on you so you have to do whatever I say even if you don’t want to. The first day I have you I keep you in my shoe all day while I go to work making you lick and worship me. Then I keep you in my underwear for a week making you pleasure me. I then shrink you even smaller to the size of a speck of dust and keep you in my armpit for a month. Making you lick and survive off of what you can. During that month I also let my girlfriends do whatever they want to you. After the month is up I decide to shrink you to microscopic size and leave you in my armpit not caring about what happens to you.

I will admit it, I don’t clean my carpet as much as I should. I’m walking all over it, talking to my friend on the phone when I notice that there are a whole bunch of little tiny people in my carpet, and I have been walking all over them. They are stuck in between my toes, and crawling all over me. I call the exterminator company and they want want me to lick them to see if they taste like licorice. This will help them determine what spray to use. I reluctantly agree. They tell me the males are the ones I need to taste. I pick one up and start licking him. And sure enough, he does taste a bit like licorice! Then I realize the guys on the phone are laughing and playing a joke on me. I am disgusted and decide to at least vacuum up the little suckers.