I’m telling my friend over the phone about the guy I was dating and how he’s suddenly just ghosted me out of the blue. Literally nothing, radio silence for almost a week. I don’t know what happened but as I’m getting ready to go meet the friend, I pull down my panties and notice something odd. There’s something in my ass crack. I bend over and try to reach but it’s stuck. After a struggle, I pry it free and to my surprise, it’s my date! But he’s got no recollection of our dating, he think’s he’s spent his whole life in my ass crack. He wont stop calling me goddess and begging to be put back where he can continue to sustain himself on my sweat and juices. Very confused, and slightly embarrassed at what he might have seen, I feel bad for removing him from his goddess, so I decide to put him back in another warm, sweaty place…