Fresh from the gym, I show off my stubbly & sweaty armpits, and make fun of you for loving them. I put them in your face and encourage you to smell them. You’d rather look at my armpits than my tits, wouldn’t you, weirdo?

I don’t know what I did, but Odette Delacroix is really pissed! She jumps on me out of nowhere, and smothers me in her stinky armpits! The stench is horrible because she just got back from the gym, but I guess she found out about what I’ve been doing with her man, and now she’s punishing me with the stink of her dirty pits. It’s not my fault I give a better blow job than her. I mean she has a right to be mad, but I can barely breathe with her smothering me with her nasty stench, and she’s covering my face with her wet sweaty pits too!