You agree to be shrunken down so that you can be my tiny little boyfriend and I begin to dote on you adoringly for being so cute and small. Wearing my huge stiletto heels I tower over you, and decide to tease you by stomping my heels closer and closer to you, chanting "fee fi fo fum". I tell you not to be afraid, I don’t want to hurt my microscopic boyfriend. I just want to play. I take my heels off and play with you between my toes and against my soft soles. I start to feel hungry and finally decide to let you know that I’ll be eating you. I want us to be close and what better bonding experience to bring us closer forever, than for me to consume you? Don’t worry, it wont hurt, I’ll swallow you whole. Here, take a good long look at my mouth – see my tonsils, my uvula, that’s where you’ll be going… ready?