I spot you, my big step-brother.. SHRUNK!!!
I stomp towards you excitedly and tower over you.
I wonder what we should do with you??
Shall I give you to grandma?!! Hmmm maybe thats a bad idea because she might squish you like a bug! Or even stomp on you!!!
Maybe I should give you to mum? But we both know how cruel and mean she can be!
I think its best if I keep you safe and sound with me, I begin to tease you that I’m going to eat you, by hovering you above my open mouth but then I think.. I know somewhere that you’ll be safe, cosy and warm! My ASSHOLE!!!!