You are my boyfriend and lately you’ve been spending so much time at work that you haven’t been paying any attention to me. You seem to have forgotten who the important one is around here. I’ve decided it’s time to get rid of you. The problem is, I’ve got very used to the lifestyle all your hard work had provided. I want to continue to exist in the lap of luxury. I just don’t want you around to see it! I’ve hatched a plan to make all of my problems go away. I’ve found a potion that will shrink you down to the size of an insect. It will make you grow smaller and smaller until you are too tiny and weak to fight me. Then, I’m going to crush you under my high heel, leaving you never to be seen or heard from again!