While checking my fan mail, I come across a small package. And to my surprise you have shrunk yourself to be my little pet. And tell me you are my biggest fan! But to your surprise I just laugh at your demands on how to take care of you and say you look more like a snack than a pet. I start to tease you as if Im going to swallow you whole. You are so scared and riddled with anxiety and ask to be sent back home. I keep teasing you. Each time you have no idea if its really going to be the end of you or not. I give you little chances to prove yourself to me. Lets see if I end up eating you or if I decide to keep you around.