I have a little tiny fan in and he only wants ONE THING… To be SMUSHED and CRUSHED under my BIG FAT BUTT! I let him know how NERVOUS I AM to sit on him with my full weight, my butt is BIGGER than his entire body! I feel like if I sit down too hard, I might COMPLETELY SMUSH HIM. The guy BEGS me to please make his wish come true so I agree, but I tell him, I am going to sit GENTLY and not with my full weight! I give him ONE CHANCE to back out before I sit down and CRUSH HIM with my BIG SWEATY BUM! After a minute I get up and check on him only to find that he is COMPLETELY FINE!
So I get a bit more comfortable as I sit down AGAIN but this time with