I am secretly an evil witch. Once upon a time, I was challenged by a chosen hero, the only one that would be able to stop me from starting the calamity. However, unknown to him, I had enchanted a pair of thigh high socks with a succubus effect. He was no match for them and I ended up shrinking him to a minuscule size. I made him bow down, worship, and of course jerk his tiny little dick to show complete surrender to MY power. As soon as he finished I smashed him under my socked foot. My power began to grow.. and grow.. and grow.. and grow and spread across the planet. With my new power I first re-enchanted my socks with an even more powerful spell. One that would make me grow huge and amplify my power to the point of destroying several thousand galaxies. With those as a backup, I began a hostile takeover enslaving everyone, and making all males my slaves. Even though my power is absolute, I warned you all that if I became bored, or you don’t behave, I would don my socks and destroy everything. However, this had no effect. No matter how many rebels I squooshed or how many cities I destroy, you don’t stay in line. I’m now wearing my powerful, enchanted socks. Laughing at how you are all running for cover and behaving yourselves now even though its too late. For the end… you will each get one last jerk off. You’re welcome, and goodbye.