I have to take matters into my own hands. I know I have something big here, but the formula is not ready for the next step. The FDA wont approve human trials, so theres only one available option: test on myself. I just know that this formula will cause anyone to grow, develop immediate musculature, and become stronger than any superhero!! Theyll be unstoppable. And if the formula is ready…Ill be unstoppable. I know this is going to make me a billionaire. But not only that, awards and recognition. Ill finally be recognized for the amazing and brilliant scientist I am. Note day and time. Check. Ok, bottoms up! At first, it feels like nothing happens. But all of a sudden a pain shoots through my body that drops me to the ground. I begin to writhe. Before I can note what is going on, my body begins to grow suddenly and intensely: ripping through my clothes. My muscles cant be contained, and my clothes are left in tatters. I can feel my biceps bulging, my quads doubling in size. Unbeknownst to me, my eyes glow green, my veins darken, and my skin takes on a bright green hue. I feel invincible. I AM INVINCIBLE!!!