While cleaning My clothes and folding laundry, I find the most curious specimen in My underwear drawer. It seems that for some time a tiny human has been trapped amongst My personals, waiting to be noticed and rescued from this precarious position. Once discovered, I am intrigued by this small creature. I extract and wonder at the miniscule delight while deciding what I should do with My new find. Will I be a benevolent giant or unleash My cruelty on your defenseless body.