I have finally snared you in my trap, after you have been running riot through my house for weeks. I knew I had an infestation of tiny men and I suspected you might be the ringleader. Now I just have to decide what I do with you – one of the most annoying things you have been doing is creeping into my kitchen and taking little bites out of my food. You can’t really have thought I wouldn’t notice, can you? Of course I did. And now, I’m hungry and I am going to take my revenge.