I know you want to be my boyfriend but that is clearly not possible. You are too small! About the size of a grain of rice. How are you going to be with me? I’ve been thinking about it a lot and the only thing I can think of to be together is to eat you. The only possibility I see is to put you inside my pussy and after swallow you and digest you.
What do you say tiny man? Do you really want to be with me??