Your boss Ashley, is very disappointed with your work ethic, you like so many others have been letting the entire department down and loosing the company a small fortune.
Ashley isn’t best pleased, but sadly due to her being in the public eye with her competitors she can’t be seen to be struggling to keep her ship afloat, by sacking off wasters like you. No. Ashley is a boss lady, and has a much better idea.
She knows so many high end business men, and scientists its no surprise she knows how to get her naughty hands on the latest technology of software. It’s who you know right?