You’ve just come home from the worst day of your life. Your girlfriend just told you, on the last day of school, that, now that high school is over, she wants to break up and start fucking other people. It feels like she reached in, grabbed the heart from your chest, and stomped all over it. The only person who has ever been able to make you feel better when you’re this upset is your mother. So, you head to her yoga room to find the consolation you so desperately need.
As you enter the room, your beautiful mother is engrossed in her workout, but upon hearing her son’s sobs, she turns and immediately asks you what’s wrong. You tell her about your girlfriend’s heartless breakup tactic, and as expected, your loving mother comes to your defense…