Car

POV you’re my room mate who’s been complaining that their car has been missing. it appears to have vanished into thin air, you’re worried that it may have bee n stolen!
I walk in, rather coy and admit casually (with zero regret!) that your car isn’t actually missing- I ate it.
I begin to tell you that from a young age i’ve been consuming cars. I show you exactly how I do it, by opening my mouth as wide as possible and just gulping them down- simple!!