Coworker

I’m so sad you accepted the new job at another company so I try anything to convince you to stay. I confess my feelings and tell you I want to be as close as possible to you. I tell you I want to shrink you to the size of a middle finger and swallow you whole so you can live in my tummy and we can be close! You can explore my tummy and crawl out of my ear and back into my mouth whenever you like. You get so excited and ask me to shrink you and swallow you! I pick you up and dangle you above my mouth and swallow you whole. I rub my tummy and talk to you as you explore my tummy from the inside.