Flea

The Secret Macrophile Club
May I introduce myself. I am Loryelle, the powerful founder and voted president of a secret club for macrophiles. To get the membership you must sign a contract. I hope you’ve read the small print, in which you agree to be shrunken down in size and live from then on at my mercy. You further agree, that I can do with you whatever I want for my personal enjoyment and amusement.
Last week Mr. Martinez begged me to join my club of like-minded people. So I invited him to visit us in the club house.