Homewrecking

You wake up a little dazed, confused and groggy to the blurry-eyed sight of your ex girlfriend crawling towards you across the bed. Now that you think about it, you’re kinda starting to remember bumping into her last night at the bar and… oh damn, you took her home and cheated on your girlfriend with her again. God, that crazy ex always manages to seduce you. She just won’t let you go no matter how many times you leave her. But wait, did that really happen or are you still dreaming? Why does your ex look 100x the size? And what’s that tiny little bottle she’s holding in her hand?