Promotion

I am absolutely pissed that our boss gave you a promotion instead of me!
I literally do all of the work around the office while you literally sit and watch Youtube videos all day.
It is complete bullshit you got a raise and a promotion and I am completely enraged about it!
You know what happens when I get mad?
I shrink pathetic little men like you down to a few inches tall and make them do exactly what I want them to do.
I am going to shrink you down and make you pay for stealing MY promotion!
I shrink you down to a few inches tall and begin crushing your pathetic, fragile little body with my black stilettos.