Stuffer

“Yippee! It’s Christmas!” Ludella skips into the room in her Christmas jammies…the pair you always hated. “I really hope I got my wish this year: to have my awful ex shrunken down into a tiny toy for me to play with, the perfect stocking stuffer. And based on how flat and flacid my stocking looks, I hope I got my wish.” Ludella reaches into her stocking excitedly, but after feeling around a bit she starts to frown.. “Ugh…it feels like there’s nothing in here.” Then she lights up again when her hand brushes against you. “OH, there you are. Come back here!