Swallow

Okay, today I’m done being nice. I mean, I like this tiny man at my house for the past month, he’s been a big help (did I say BIG help? Lol). But today, I can no longer control my appetite. Not only am I going to swallow this tiny squirt, I’m first going to describe in detail exactly what will happen when he’s in my stomach. He’ll go where no man has gone before ha ha. Am I sad because I don’t have him around anymore? Not really, I can just go to the mall and pick up another one.