The Horny Vampire (1971/DVDRip)
Category: Classic, Horror
Starring: Jerry Delony
Runtime: 00:41:23
Format: AVI
Video: MPEG-4 Visual, YUV, 1545 kb/s,640×464, 23.976 FPS
Audio: MPEG Audio, 2 channels, 128 kb/s , 48.0 kHz
Size: 498 MB
Count Dracula’s bearded, overacting nephew Count Talcum (?) skulks around Las Vegas in a suit, cape and bow-tie spying on and trying to pick up (some pretty haggard-looking) women. He acts like a third-rate lounge comedian and reads aloud from “1001 Ways to Seduce Women” while doing annoying double takes, running into doors and talking to the camera with his forced Lugosi accent. Meanwhile, people in the Vegas street scenes look at the camera in disbelief and we’re subjected to more lame gags, terrible dialogue and irritating overacting. Now here’s the confusing part of this short subject. Apparently there are two versions of it that were released to video. The first has hardcore sex scenes and the second version does not.
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